re blogged from Noodles and beef, modified it for my own comparison. oh and add fur for what attracts me the most.
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Last year I made the Gay Cliques Radar Chart, a simple graph that could help disambiguate what clique you were in based on age, hairyness, fat and muscle. There were two problems with my chart:
- I was missing some gay cliques (eg, bull, daddies, etc)
- My definitions of these cliques are my own and might not be accurate (eg, Muscle Pup could be “Jock”, and maybe have some fat)
To resolve this I need your help. I’m conducting a survey to define these cliques from popular opinion. I’ll publish the results to this blog and email anyone who provides their address.
Click here to take the survey, and please tell your friends. The more people who take this the better the data.
seeing as how Tumblr is mainly a Picture sharing site, i thought i would share some of the love.
yes this is me, yes that’s a penis, get over it.
just found this song on we are hunted this is really awesome as well as his instrumental mixtApe that is equally awesome
it has come to my attention that i am indeed human. after many fruitless efforts to prove to the contrary, it is now a fact. i am not a god, deity, demigod, or an x-men. though i feel like a god (without the superiority complex) while programming, praise from my x-tube fans gives me happiness, creating something gives me a sense of accomplishment, and i always try to freeze my beer as soon as i grab one. some of these efforts are indeed a practice in futility, but i find myself with a question. this morning after lack of sleeping, and watching the pirates of the Caribbean trilogy when i should have been dead to the world… what are my rights?
if i described my-self in order of importance it would probably be as follows: i am a Human, Male, American, Agnostic, Gamer, Artist, Student, Gay. now onto analyzing these fairly broad terms into more personalized categories.
Human, though this is a general term that we all can agree with i find myself wondering what makes us different. is it environmental stimuli which drives us to individualize ourselves from the masses, or do we all have certain aspects of right and wrong encoded into us. i have to believe in most cases that the prior is correct on almost all occasions. if you’ve figured out that i still haven’t actually lessened the broad spectrum of human to an individualization of myself, good for you, here’s a cookie. i would have to say being a human, in my perspective, is one of responsibility and tolerance respect. i believe tolerance is another word for disapproval. can we be so selfish that we can only believe our own point of view is correct and true? common knowledge can be a strong candidate for true and false on many instances, but i’ve gone off subject yet again… Focus brain focus. so i would say that me as a human being i try to have compassion for most others and treat all beings that i share this world with respect for their beliefs as long as theirs does not impede on others.
Male, I have a dick. though i do feel that I have a more… virulent view of sex. though some of this poison may be from a particular past EXperience. i seem to have gone from a very monogamous relationship to a, for lack of a better word, slut, in a very short period of time (half a year). does this imply that i do not have regard for my partner? no. i tend to find myself wondering why i feel the need to have sex with strangers or people even when i have no desire to do so. is it the beast in me that secretly wants that carnal pleasure of lust and desire to be felt? i honestly cant say. this is a subject i have had the most trouble analyzing in my life, for now suffice it to say; I’m young, horny, and single.
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the rest shall be analyzed when my mind is not numb.
seeing as my eye-lids are closing as i type this i believe its finally time to visit that wonderful world of absolute freedom. I’m sure no one reads this blog and its more of a tool to deconstruct my own thoughts and feelings than an actual entertainment medium. goodnight world may i awake once more to feel your bitter sweet symphony.
Edit: just got around to this again after a rough weekend of drama at work, hopefully come later this evening it won’t be brought up again and i can move past this stupid shit that was blown way out of proportion.so human and man down onto…
American, though i must admit i was born in this country and yes i am proud of that fact, the more i learn about how this country works the less i seem to comprehend how it’s still a major world power. even moreover how the hell can we be so ignorant of ourselves, each other, of cultures, and religions. i find it more and more apparent that the thing keeping this country the same instead of progressing further to betterment, is it’s people. yes we are personally accountable for the growth of the country and our children, I’m sure this is a shock to you, reader, so I’ll sit here eating mini corn-dogs and let it soak in… well i guess that’s enough soaking, how do you feel? damn you mind… quit drifting. anyways i guess i just feel that the lack of personal accountability on our part is the reason a lot of people hate us, maybe its fear maybe its laziness or maybe is something more cynical… whatever the case I’m sure its not going to change anytime soon unless a world altering event happens that makes us confront our past wrongs and hold us accountable for what must be done in the present. whew that was a sure fire way to piss someone off but i haven’t even gotten to my favorite topic yet…
Agnostic, now of course i’ve gotten my fair share of ignorant people telling me I’m going to hell because i don’t believe in god… lets look at good ol’ Wikipedia about agnosticism; “Demographic research services normally do not differentiate between various types of non-religious respondents so agnostics end up in the same category as atheists and/or other non-religious people.” WOW no wonder they think I’m either atheist or praise eggs… the funny thing is even if i praised an Egg i almost feel like that would be more valid than going to a church for an hour every week and worshiping with a fellowship of others. an egg as a god seems almost better i mean come on its an egg, you can even eat it and move on to another object or lack thereof to praise. now that i have infuriated around 80-86% of the world that is religious, let me explain why i may believe in a god but absolutely DO NOT believe in organized religion. the more i learn and absorb about the universe, and this large petri dish we call Earth, the more i start to think that this wasn’t an accident. maybe its my puny comprehension of such things as quantum mechanics, and scientific theorem, that makes me feel as such, but I’d like to think of myself as an above average intelligent human being. but when i see the process of getting closer to god inside of a place of worship i begin to question the sanity of humanity… i’ve had my share of horror stories in the past, not limited to someone shaking my head while they stand on a chair behind me screaming “heal him Jesus HEAL HIM” but that doesn’t effect my logic. what really gets to me is the almost peer pressure effect that communication in these organizations takes place. now i’ve been immune to this strange phenomenon since i can remember that’s why i have green hair bitch, but most it seems are not. now think of this for a second, your parents, yes the people who raised you since you popped into reality from that magical moment that your your dad fucked you mom from that mutation of cellular catalysis. what if they were protective, loving, caring, and told you that the boogie man was real and that he eats naughty children, and that if your not good he’ll come and eat you too, in a completely sane and matter of fact way, over and over, and everyone else believed it too. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU BELIEVE!?!? yeah the boogie man is real, why else do so many others believe it too, it has to be true, it just has to be right? so now that i have profaned your innocence with my secular and immoral opinion… lets move right onto a more lighthearted subject.
Gamer, that’s right i play games, what games you may ask? seeing as how i somehow was the only person that i know of that has been inoculated from this strange peer pressure idis, i play many genres and types of games. to start with, i play pokemon, that’s right I’m 22 years old and i still battle with my friends Pikachu and Charizard and all of those weird ass creatures that adapt to their environment evolve. i play puzzle games such as portal, which holds my interest for the witty humor and mind bending puzzles. i play Role playing Games like FF-X and Golden Sun, which have just as much story, as grinding to finally beat that boss that somehow makes you feel the game got ten times harder in almost an instant. I also play MMORPG’s like Perfect World, Allods, and Flyff i don’t mention WoW because i don’t like cash cows it did not hold my interest, and the independents usually work so much harder to keep their users’ interests in mind while developing, as well as, actual creativity (did i mention grinding goodness? well instead of for a boss it’s to gain 1 level). i also play Action games like Gears of War, borderlands, and mirrors edge. usually i like a good story but with the exception of one of these *coughmirrorsedgecough* these games are purely for the experience of killing shit without caring about your character or that of your counterparts, or even skipping cut scenes cause you cant stand the terrible timing and voice acting. now my favorite is horror games such as silent hill, or Bioshock, now these games are both psychologically and up front scary. i would say silent hill > Bioshock on the psychological spectrum but both are still very gripping, though i cannot tell you how much silent hill 2 fucked my mind over when i beat it for the first time. now lastly i have a brand not a type of video game, Bioware, the mass effect and dragon age (minus dragon age 1.5 2) series, are both very special if not just in sheer size and free will in game but also versatile entertaining and overall very polished (oh and grinding levels to get that lvl 50 + achievement!!!!).
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and break numero dos, my sleep depravity has reached critical mass once again, and I’m fucking tired, so I’m going to sleep.
I’m reading a piece of literature that makes me feel absolutely… Crazy Amazing. though it is a fairly taboo subject, but i began looking past its title after about 10 words because it was so awesomely written. it’s titled Brother-in-law, and yes it’s gay. but while i read it i find myself on edge, the kind that makes you feel like jumping up and down or has your limbs feeling numb. i have fallen in love with this series even if at first glance, while browsing nifty, i wasn’t really interested but clicked on it anyways. boy am i happy i did i haven’t gotten this much pleasure from prose since i read the lord of the rings for the first time. the utter complexity of each character is very well thought out and composed, even seemingly unimportant characters are given depth. and yes it has extremely well written smut love-making. well suffice to say i have stalked the author on here now, and found he has a slew of amazing stories. thank you Robcub32 keep up the amazing work bud!
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it’s all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it’s just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
somehow i can remember reds and oranges after getting into the ripped up backing of the couch i finagled my way further through the cushions, boards, and even wires. after quite a while i realized couldn’t get back out. so i did what any 1 and a half year old does, i screamed bloody murder, it took my parents at least 10 minutes to find me and about half an hour to get me out. scrapes and cuts on my face and arms i started giggling and wanted to go back in.
